Twilight readers and Jala

What is up with all the Twilight readers out there? Jala from The Nearby Future staff has read the series about 14 times, and that's a couple thousand pages. How can readers do that? I'm at loss of words for Jala's incredible capacity for reading so much in one day and comprehending it all. Also; Jala is very intelligent, more so than Rika (sorry Rika, but you said this yourself) especially in the science area.
Now don't get me wrong: Rika's writing is incredible, and so is Jala's. Rika writes and manages the site, and the rest of the staff argues against her. Jala gets all the fame and attention, Rika jokes around as she pretends to rig the staff contest in her favor.

It's definitely fun writing in The Nearby Future. And you know what? You can take place in it too. You can contribute to thenearbyfuture.com by simply logging on, checking out the site, emailing rika at the nearbyfuture dot com, and asking Rika about contributing to the site.

Will I be competing against YOU for the next staff contest? Only time will tell :D

Well SOMEONE's fed up with Windows...

Honestly, I'm sick of wars. The HD vs Blu Ray was hard enough with Rika cheering on HD like she cheers on McCain in the elections (Rika, I do not care about the McCain train!) and it's been Apple vs Microsoft for forever. Apple is only O.K. in both Rika and my opinions, and we both like Microsoft (something we agree on- *gasp*).

But there are those who like to take their frustration out on Microsoft and basically computers and general.

I'm okay with that- these images are hilarious! (probably the only good thing coming out of the computer war)

One Invention I Wished Existed

Welcome to The Wells Mission

[Start transmission] Your mission if you chose to accept it is to help Calister F. Wells take over the world as we know it today, making it a better place.

Objectives:

• Objective 1: If you don't know who I am already (which is pretty crazy) then go to www.thenearbyfuture.com and search "Calister" to see my articles and points of views. (And may I add, are all correct whereas Rika's are sad attempts at winning debates)
• Objective 2: Once you have accepted that my ideas are all correct, you need to prove them wrong. Strange, right? Exactly! By debating against my ideas, you'll help me improve my side of the argument. We'll see Rika try and debate with you all you guys behind me!

So I'm Calister F. Wells and this is my blog, codenamed "The Wells Mission". Rika, who is the big cheese of thenearbyfuture.com, wants to save the environment. She basically doesn't care about the hard-working men and women of our government if there are trees in trouble.

Me on the other hand, I care about saving humankind. Politicians are people with ideas and the government is just a monster chewing those ideas and turning them into ones that completely negate the purpose of . Simple as that. It's not the politicians that are to blame! It's the whole government system.

"The Wells Mission" is here for people like me to talk and to get people like you to leave comments in the conveniently placed comment boxes. Oh, and if you get the chance, get on thenearbyfuture.com and tell Rika that you are one of the people who believe that Calister has got good ideas and she is just some environmentalist who values trees more then the human race.

To accept the Wells Mission, spread the word about this site and/or leave comments and check back for more.

Calister out!